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Let's
Get SPICY!
Add some spicy fun to your
next get together with
The Cocky Cook Novelty
Apron!
Guaranteed to be a bang-up hit, this naughty apron is perfect for outdoor barbeques, chili
cookoffs, fraternity parties, bachelor/bachelorette parties - or just about any fun get
together you can think of!
The Cocky Cook Apron comes
with a colorful towel draped modestly over the front. BUT... when that innocent
looking towel is raised.... WOW! Up pops a
HUGE soft-sculpted PENIS, fully erect!
Watch your friends go from
wide-eyed shock, to crimson-cheeked embarrassment, to tears-flying doubled-over laughter
in just seconds! Give the gift that's more fun than your parent's whoopie cushion,
more shocking than Michael Jackson's profile, and funnier than Johnny Knoxville falling
out of a shopping cart! Get your Cocky Cook Novelty apron TODAY! |
